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dirkstridersarms: I am in the running for a modeling competition hosted by a magazine at my school. Yes, you read that correctly. I was chosen based on my written responses, not my looks - but now the actual modeling portion begins. You can read my bio (and the bios of the other contestants) here and you can vote for me here, all the way at the bottom (saving the best for last). I can’t...

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ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCKS. →

sassy-gay-karkat: sassy-gay-ghirahim: sassy-lesbian-vriska: raceagainstelegance: silver-rollu: turtlesinadishwasher: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS. DO YOU. THERE IS AN ASTEROID. COMING VERY CLOSE TO EARTH. IN 2029 ON APRIL 13TH. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE OH OH GOD ”That’s big enough to punch through Earth’s atmosphere,” devastating a region the size of, say,...

Feb 29th

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I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...

mastur88ing: zanreosauce: mooncactus: tofferton: moon-over-june: lothie: xdmoneyx: amidstthebloodshed: Grow up. I can’t stand when people fish. Period. I can’t stand fish. I can’t stand. I can. Can. CA A

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awkwardbirds: I get really intense about...

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The trolling bus driver

renagerie: theprettygoodgatsby: someactorkid: awesomephilia: This man sounds like a legend okay that last one is in kind of poor taste but WHOOOO This guy is a perfect human being

Feb 28th

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So sometimes I wonder how Evanescence feels about their songs and lyrics used in hundreds of videos and pictures made by pre-teen ‘emo’ kids about cartoon characters crying to themselves. How awkward is that?

Feb 28th

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Watch

staysexxxy: pussy pussy pussy marijuana. me irl

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paint your own nebula →

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raep face woody image dump

polizeiroboter: thesmithshow: unconditionallyjordan: just wtf man GOD SAVE ME

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE TINTIN

pokelady: itsbloodybrilliant: aleafterall: incoherenthumannoises: asksnowy: askchangchong-chen: corink: keitheaverage: tomorrowintoday:

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charismaticincest: hey you guys my friend Blobeh is doing commissions again so that she can afford going to some cons! they’re pretty inexpensive! if you can’t buy one it would still be really helpful if you could pass this around?

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I will not rest until you all love Stephen Leacock...

beatonna: I go back and read Stephen Leacock just to remind myself that I’ll never be this smart and funny but I’d damn well better try at least. Here is one of the best pieces, Gertrude the Governess, a parody of the Victorian novel from his Nonsense Novels collection:

Feb 26th

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oh-my-godtier: frumentarius: patchowow: IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD GAMZEE’S SYMBOL KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A DUDE KNEELING WITH HIS BUTT IN GAMZEE’S FACE god how plastered do you even have to be to notice that oh my gdodioghufgfs

Feb 25th

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